in Japan they don't say "I love you" they say "ロボットシンジの中に入る" and I think that's beautiful




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star trek


reblog if you agree


you know how when you watch a movie, you have the initial reaction, then step back, think about it, and realize just how amazing and brilliant it was?

star trek into darkness has the opposite effect. the more you look at it the more you understand what a huge pile of trash it was


where are the lies

Me: *heals self*
Enemy: *heals self*
Me: Whoa. Whoa.
Me: What do you think you're doing?
Me: I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
Me: Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
Me: It's different when I do it.

We deal with our pain in many different ways. But over the years, I’ve discovered it’s in joy that the uniqueness of each individual is revealed. If I can help a person back to a state of joy… well, my role has its rewards. 


when you’re walking and turn a corner and you see someone you’re avoiding


we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master


  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.


imagine: an anime where its the MOM going on an adventure and her kid stays home and does home things instead

Don’t ever feel bad for making a decision that upsets other people. You are not responsible for their happiness. You are responsible for your happiness.