iwillmindfuckyou:

thanks for your opinion Tony you fuckwit

trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

mspainteva:

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You gotta fight

For your right

To dress up like a slut to seduce a mentally unstable 14 year-old boy this Halloween

stupidshinji:

stalker-ghost:

#beatboxing at the speed of light

Kaworu lays down the beat while Shinji spits some mad rhymes.

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

imactuallytrying:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team i can’t do math for shit, I can’t write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour, but I can conquer any in class jeopardy game.

Team i can’t do anything but procrastinate on tumblr

team i used to be really good at all the subjects but now im just trying to pass them with minimal emotional and mental scarring

If we can’t write diversity into sci-fi, then what’s the point? You don’t create new worlds to give them all the same limits of the old ones.

The unfortunate accident he had as a child. He caught his head in a mechanical… rice picker.

Megumi Hayashibara, Yuko Miyamura and Kotono Mitsuishi - A Cruel Angel's Thesis

Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.
Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?

Run this dermal regenarator over the wound.

apiologies:

me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

foxlys:

no rain, no gain